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This morning I shit on the carpet, and dry humped a girls leg. I ate dry dog food and my own vomit. Being a wiener dog is terrible.

two rivers and shelby bottoms

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Being dead was boring. I thought about visiting my grandmother but she didn't care for me much when we were alive. I remember on her death bed, she told me she had been faking the Alzheimer's so she could avoid talking to me. Instead, I decided to become reincarnated as wiener dog. I felt it would be less humiliating than being ignored by my own Gran.

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While I was in the shower a spider crawled out of my ear, so I went to the doctor to have shots done.

When the doctor looked in my ear he discovered a whole spider family. A momma spider, a poppa spider, and ten million baby spiders. The doctor told me it was unethical to destroy a family, and that I would be a terrible man to ask. He also told me the spiders had eaten most of my brain anyway, and I was basically a walking corpse.

I went home, laid down on the couch, and waited to die. I left my will on the coffee table next to me, although I have nothing to give.

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When I got back from space FatFat was waiting for me at my door. He told me Lyle had some moonshine his parents had smuggled in from Macedonia, and that I should come over and try a bit. The rest of that day is pretty hazy, at best. I do remember squashing roaches in Lyle's kitchen while screaming "I do not value human life!" I also remember FatFat saying he was disappointed in my behavior, but I can't remember if it was about killing the roaches or not.

When I woke up the next morning my ears were bleeding but nothing felt missing so I took a shower, and went to work. They sent me home due to my smell and the bleeding. I tried to tell them the smell was from space but no one believed me.

rainy day pictures no 1, 2, & 3

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Lyle and FatFat gave me a call, and asked if I wanted to ride over to a party at Davenports with them. I sat in the back seat with the window cracked. Pretty soon I started to feel my self fade away. When I moved my hands they seemed to leave a trail behind. FatFat looked back at me and said something, but I couldn't understand him. His words were gibberish and his tone harsh. Lyle tried to slug my leg but his hand just went through me. I started to float out the cracked window so FatFat tried to roll it up, but I was already gone. I watched the car get smaller and smaller as I lifted higher into the stratosphere. After not to long, Earth was a tiny beautiful blue dot. I stayed in space for a few weeks. I was the loneliest time in my life I could ever remember and it smelled terrible.