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I think my rash is getting worse. It introduced itself this morning as Ralph. Apparently Ralph is a C.P.A. from Indiana. He has three kids. Two of them are still in college and his oldest, Jenny just got married. The night before last he caught his wife cheating on him and after a night of heavy drinking he somehow ended up on my arm.

I put some cream on him and hope he goes away.

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Me and Lyle went to the Z-Mart to buy new shoes, today. In the parking lot some kid was taking up, donations for P.E.T.A. Lyle slapped the kid pretty hard and told him to "Grow the fuck up!" It was pretty awkward, but I agree with Lyle that it needed to be said. The shoes I got are ugly and too small, also I appear to be getting some type of rash.

Oh and I went to Narnia. Lyle was right. It was terrible.

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fragment #29

So, I've decided to just let Shelia be. Let the landlord deal with her when the rent shows up late. Next time she goes out for virgin blood and beer I'll sneak in and get my things. In the mean time Lyle says I can rent out his basement. I've never been down there, but he says it's not so bad. The only rule is to stay out of the big cabinet, that's down there. Lyle says it goes to Narnia. Apparently Narnia is terrible.

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So, Shelia murdred the anulment guy. Turns out she's a sucubus. Bit off the guy's head, as soon as he tried to serve here the papers. Lyle says the only way to kill a sucubus is to fuck it's brains out with a condom blessed with holy water. He's volenteering for the job although I'm not sure how I feel about that. She may be a demon but she's still kinda my wife also, I wonder if he was being literal "fucking it's brains out."

Oh, turns out FatFat used to screw around with the anulment guy's mom and there's alot of bitterness between the two of them. So that's why he was so mad at me. He's cooled off now that the guy is dead.

All this death is giving me some serious depression. Maybe I need a vacation.

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I was still asleep on Lyle's lawn when FatFat woke me up with a swift kick to the ribs. There was an annoying little man standing behind him. FatFat said, "So here's this douche bag..." and walked away without saying anything else. The annoying little man glared at FatFat as he walked away and then turned his angry eyes to me. "I understand you need something annulled..." he said.

I told him about Shelia and gave him my address. He stared angrily at me for a second or two more and then turned on his heels at began to walk away.

I picked my self up off of the ground and decided to see if the guys wanted any breakfast. Lyle said he was still feeling pretty terrible from last night. FatFat wouldn't even look at me but, mouthed the words "Fuck You." out of the corner of his mouth. It felt pretty awkward so I left.

I wonder what that guy did to FatFat to make him so mad at me.